Hwb Narberth Quiz Nights

21 November 2025 - 1st Kidwelly Scouts Special
This was a special fundraising quiz for the Kidwelly Scouts trip to Switzerland. It was a fantastic night - thank you to everyone who came, played, and gave their support.
Table round: Sesame Street
Music round: Fireworks

1. Izzy Busy Let's Get Quizzy - 72
2. 6-7 - 71.5
3. Bryan is always right - 71 (after tiebreak)
4. = Scout Masterminds - 70
   = Garry Who? - 70
6. Woodentops - 66
7. Team Gorilla - 65
8. Reynold's Rangers - 61½
9. = Burry Bluetits - 60
   = The Chaotics - 60
11. Team Name - 57
12. Skittles - 56½
13. Quizzards of Oz - 53
14. Team Thomas - 48½
15. I am Smarticus! - 48
16. Grav's Heroes - 47
17. That'll Do - 41½

There was also one team who were playing just for fun, so honourable mention to the Hinchey Minchies with 68 points.

14 October 2025
Table round: Sesame Street
Music round: Charts 14 October

1. Archie & Raven are home alone - 68/90 (after tiebreak)
2. Mr Cliff - 67
3. Quizz socks - 52
4. The Rhondda Rebels - DNF

Tiebreak question: According to its own website, how many steps does the Eiffel Tower have from the ground to the top?
Answer: 1,665. Archie & Raven were closer with 921 vs Mr Cliff's 325.

2 September 2025
Table round: Celebrity Yearbook
Music round: Orchestral covers

1. A rose and two thorns - 68/90
2. Blind as a bat - 64
3. Scott's tots - 58.5
4. Hall or nothing - 52
5. Team name - 51.5
6. Pair of quizzers - DNF

5 August 2025
Table round: Brown Tourist Signs
Music round: Same title, different song

1. The Oscars - 71/90
2. Dum, Dummer, and Dummest - 69 (after tiebreak)
3. Getting quizzy with it - 68
4. The Greenhill Massive - 67
5. Team name - 65
6. The Amroth Angels - 59
7. = Staying together for the quiz - 57
   = Not yet - 57
9. Diana is Queen - 55
10. Greenwood-Rounds - 54
11. Twins & Co - 34
12. Team O'Conner - DNF

Tiebreak question: According to the McDonald's UK website, how many calories are in a Big Mac burger?
Answer: 509. Dum, Dummer, and Dummest were closer with 780 vs Getting quizzy with it's 1985.

8 July 2025
Table round: Cryptic London Underground
Music round: Musical places

1. Better late than never - 62/90
2. 2Bs - 51
3. One man and his Rob - 48.5
4. The Four - 33.5
5. Whatever You Want - 31.5

3 June 2025
Table round: Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
Music round 1: June Birthdays
Music round 2: Charts 3 June

1. 3 Brits and a geezer - 76/100
2. Cunning Stunts - 66.5
3. The Piggy Blinders - 64.5
4. Mystery Inc. - 62.5
5. Red Hot Silly Peppers - 58
6. Dodgy Fiver - 57
7. Quiz Khalifa - 54
8. Sorrento - 53.5
9. Gwendo's Brain - DNF

6 May 2025
Table round: UK Places or Charles Dickens characters
Music round 1: Totally Not PopMaster
Music round 2: Charts 6 May

1. Two Welsh and a Portuguese - 74/100
2. Rosalind, You're a F**king Nightmare - 59
3. 2Bs - 51

1 April 2025
Table round: Say my name, say my name
Music round 1: Comedy TV themes
Music round 2: Two Hit Wonders

1. KLM - 68/120
2. Visionaries - 52
3. You batter not believe it - 47
4. Misfits 1 - 44
5. VG - 43
6. Misfits 2 - 42
7. Bedara - DNF

4 March 2025
Table round: Family Fortunes
Music round 1: Brit Best Albums
Music round 2: Charts 4 March

1. Brucie Bonus - 96/120
2. You batter believe it - 77
3. Quizzy Rascal - 76
4. You give us one - 74
5. I like pancakes - DNF

4 February 2025
Table round: Cockney rhyming slang
Music round 1: Opposites
Music round 2: Charts 4 February

1. What the crisp?! - 79/100
2. Without Alex - 72
3. Mandy's angels - 68
4. Neil the baby - 63
5. = Mickey and his Muppets - 61
   = Bad day to be a quiz - 61
7. Birthday boys - 51
8. Whatever you want - 49

7 January 2025
Table round: A brand-new year
Music round 1: Easy intros 1
Music round 2: Easy intros 2

1. Rubylocks and the 2 bears - 79/100
2. The Yam Yams - 78
3. Hogwarts - 68.5
4. The Bush Boys - 65

5 November 2024
Table round: Bad celebrity waxworks
Music round 1: Bonfire night
Music round 2: Charts 5 November

1. Quizard of Oz - 80/100
2. Minus Leah - 75
3. Bad Day to be a Quiz - 62

1 October 2024
Table round: Oh, biscuits!
Music round 1: Artist words
Music round 2: Charts 1 October

1. 4 Welsh and a Portugeezer - 75/100
2. Quiz Jericho - 71
3. We're with stupid - 63
4. Gary Barlow's Bean Bag - 61
5. = Smarty Pints - 56
   = The Shearwaters - 56
   = 2Bs - 56
8. The Bikers - 53.5
9. Team Charlie - 55
10. The Puppies - 48.5
11. You put me on the spot there - DNF

I'm sending an extra big thank you this week because, thanks to you, my quizzes have now passed the £1,000 donation mark for Cancer Research UK. Thank you to each and every one of you who's played a quiz or shown your support along the way - it really means a lot!

3 September 2024
Table round: Back to School (fictional schools, colleges, and universities)
Music round 1: Orchestral covers
Music round 2: Charts 3 September

1. 5 Welsh and a Portugeezer - 82/100
2. The Frankensteins - 63
3. The Boomerz - 60
4. Upstairs - 58
5. The Brayfords - 56.5
6. Team VC - 47.5
7. I didn't come prepared - 45.5

6 August 2024
Table round: Olympic pictograms
Music round 1: Summer
Music round 2: Charts 6 August

1. ...which is nice. - 93/101
2. Paddlebots - 82
3. The Yam Yams - 74.5
4. Lloydi's magic bus - 65.5
5. Random name - 63.5
6. The only way is Hwb - 60.5
7. Bill's gonads - 56
8. Tacos - 48
9. Spiced fries - 38

23 July 2024
Table round: Cartoon sidekicks
Music round 1: TV and film themes
Music round 2: Video / mobile games and 8-bit trip

1. Stay humble - 93/125
2. The A crew - 81
3. Newlyweds and co - 79 + tiebreak
4. The Frankensteins - 79
5. Happy campers - 69
6. Just the 3 of us - 67
7. Bye bye Bradley - 66
8. The Yam Yams - 61
9. The Avengers - 57

Tiebreak question: For how many miles can an average pencil draw a line?
Answer: 35 miles. Newlyweds and Co were closer with 6 vs The Frankensteins' 120.

2 July 2024
Table round: Wimbledon champions
Music round 1: Number 2s
Music round 2: Charts 2 July

1. SW19, just off the A219 - 72/100
2. Murphy's mob - 66
3. The Tweedys - 60.5
4. The Frankenteins - 57
5. The 3 Musketeers - 56.5
6. Let's get Shreked - 44
7. Tom and Sunnie - 41.5
8. Team Ramsey - 39.5

4 June 2024
Table round: Summer movies
Music round 1: Transport
Music round 2: Charts 4 June

1. The Freaks - 83
2. What the Grell? - 81
3. The Four Horsemen - 73
4. 3 Welsh and a Portugeezer - 71
5. = Sigmas - 66
   = The Waites - 66
7. Numero uno - 49
8. Gryff and the Goonies - 47

7 May 2024
Table round: Eurovision destinations
Music round 1: Originally in a foreign language
Music round 2: Charts 7 May

This quiz used a head-start handicap system. For an explainer, see the results of 23 January.

1. My Lovely Horse - 86/101 + 8 = 94
   
2. The Efailwen Mafia - 70 + 18 = 88
3. Couple - 68 + 18 = 86
4. = Jubilee Templars - 64 + 18 = 82
   = Third is the Best - 64 + 18 = 82
6. The Snaileans - 62 + 18 = 80
7. Gari Gari Gari - 67 + 12 = 79
8. The Bunsen Burner Babes - 65 + 8 = 73
9. Inside Engineering - 65 + 3 = 68

23 April 2024
Table round: Famous Runners
Music round 1: Intros
Music round 2: Charts 23 April

This quiz used a head-start handicap system. For an explainer, see the results of 23 January.

1. We All Love Ziggy - 82/100 + 0 = 82
   
2. The Dandy Shandies - 67 + 8 = 75
3. New Old Friends - 63 + 8 = 71
4. Ethan's Angels - 56 + 8 = 64
5. Queen Laquichas - 63 + 0 = 63

2 April 2024
Table round: Famous Doggies
Music round 1: Space / Originally in a foreign language
Music round 2: Charts 2 April

This quiz used a head-start handicap system. For an explainer, see the results of 23 January.

1. The Broken Boilers - 80/100 + 12 = 92
   
2. New Pork Market Openers - 72 + 18 = 90
3. Schrödinger's Egg - 84 + 0 = 84
4. Beeskis - 76.5 + 3 = 79.5
5. The Haleys - 68 + 8 = 76
6. Vintage - 71 + 0 = 71
7. Quizzy Rascals - 58.5 + 8 = 66.5
8. Benidor - 54 + 8 = 62
9. 4 Nachos - 50 + 8 = 58
10. Table 10 - DNF

26 March 2024
Table round: Easter Eggheads
Music round 1: Sweet treats
Music round 2: Instrumentals

This quiz used a head-start handicap system. For an explainer, see the results of 23 January.

1. Very Ill Prepared - 68.5/100 + 29 = 97.5
   
2. The Yam Yams - 62 + 29 = 91
3. Dora the Explorer - 60 + 29 = 89
4. Bagel, Pretzel, Mere - 81 + 7 = 88
5. Team Cerys - 72 + 15 = 87
6. = Late To The Party - 68.5 + 7 =  75.5
   = Hoof Hearted - 60 + 15 = 75.5
8. Team Tease - 71 + 2 = 73
9. = Quizzy Rascals = 56 + 7 = 63
   = The Girls - 56 + 7 = 63
11. Quizzy Rascals 2.0 - DNF

27 February 2024
Table round: Zoomed-In Animals
Music round 1: TV Themes
Music round 2: Charts 27 February

This quiz used a head-start handicap system. For an explainer, see the results of 23 January.

1. Daddy or Chips - 80/105 + 2 = 82
   
2. We are Smarticus - 74 + 2 = 76
3. Allium - 75 + 0 = 75
4. Miss Conway - 69 + 2 = 71

Shout out to the Bar Babes 💘 and Jill & Mart who were both playing for fun and scored 77 each.

13 February 2024
Table round: Anti-Valentine's Movies
Music round 1: Love Song Covers
Music round 2: Charts 13 February

This quiz used a head-start handicap system. For an explainer, see the results of 23 January.

1. Roast and Read - 77/100 + 7 = 84
   
2. 5 Welsh and a Portuguese - 76 + 0 = 76
3. The Flipping Pancakes - 57 + 14 + tiebreaker = 73
4. The Four Horsemen - 65 + 7 = 72
5. = Amroth's Angels - 44 + 7 = 61
   = Table 21 - 46 + 15 = 61
7. Colin - 30 + 29 = 59
8. St James' Street - 41 + 7 = 48

6 February 2024
Table round: TV Spin-Offs
Music round 1: Born in February
Music round 2: Opposite Titles

This quiz used a head-start handicap system. For an explainer, see the results of 23 January.

1. The Worths - 60/100 + 29 = 89
2. What's My Name Again? - 82 + 2 = 84
3. The Frankensteins - 53 + 29 = 82
4. Cheryl's Heros - 66 + 10 = 76
5. Crazy Cat Ladies - 30 + 29 = 59

23 January 2024
Table round: Brand slogans
Music round 1: Classic TV ads
Music round 2: Charts 23 January

For this quiz I tried something different, based on the findings of this research paper, I introduced a 'head start' handicap system.

Based on previous average scores, the number of questions, and the number of players in a team, each team is given a head start number of points that get added on to the total. The more players, the less your head start.

I think I'll try the handicap system again for my next quiz, then review it after that.

1. Boutros Boutros Ghali, Buono estente - 85/101 + 16 = 101
   
2. Nella & Steve - 36 + 31 = 67
3. Do we have a team name? - 58.5 + 8 = 66.5
4. Four horsemen - 54 + 8 = 62
5. Nacho cheese - 55 + 3 = 58

Shout out to the bar team who scored 38 + 31 = 69 points!

10 January 2024
Table round: Pembrokeshire Pub Emojis
Music round 1: Number 1s
Music round 2: Easy

1. Neil Ruby - 80/100
2. Quizzers International - 59
3. Sherlock n' Watson - 46

Shout out to the bar team who scored 72 points!

19 December 2023
Table round 1: Movie Santas
Table round 2: Chris' Price is Right
Music round: Christmas (The Broken CD Player / Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas)

1. Folly Failures - 65/100
2. Four Quizzing Birds - 60
3. Ken Dodd's Dad's Sled Dog's Dead - 59
4. Sons of a Nutcracker - 55.5
5. = 2Bs - 55
   = Merry Cerysmas - 55
   = The Travellers - 55
8. The Boob is Home - 54.5
9. Wiseman's Wise Men - 52
10. Jingle Balls - 51.5
11. Jamie's Angels - 49
12. Snow It Alls - 46
13. The Yule Logs - 45
14. The Tuesday Night Pegging Society - 42
15. Kosh - 32
16. Merry Quizmas - DNF
    Table 23 - DNF
    Miles and Hannah - DNF

A huge thank you to everyone who took part in this Christmas Charity Special. The quiz and raffle raised £250 for Cancer Research UK 🙏🏻

I wish you all a very merry and happy Christmas, and I'll be back behind the mic again in the new year.

21 November 2023
Table round: Only Connect
Music round 1: One Hit Wonders
Music round 2: Animals

1. Glamk - 71/100
2. Quizzards sleeve - 62
3. 2Bs - 46.5
4. Just the two of us - 42
5. Twcan - 41
6. The legends - 37
7. 32 - DNF

Shout out to Hannah who was playing for fun and single-handedly scored 50½.

14 November 2023
Table round: Born in November
Music round 1: Intros
Music round 2: Charts 14 November

1. Terry and Mandy - 69/100
2. Bouldering Bitches - 56
3. I Wish This Microphone Was A Penis - 41
4. 99 Luftballoons - 37

31 October 2023
Table round: Phobias
Music round 1: Halloween
Music round 2: Charts 31 October

1. Grim Fandango - 73/100
2. The silent lambs - 72½
3. The spooky bitches - 70
4. Let's get quizzical - 68½
5. Penadores - 51

Shout out to Hannah who was playing for fun and single-handedly scored 63.

17 October 2023
Table round: If you're appy and you know it
Music round 1: TV adverts
Music round 2: Charts 17 September

1. Glamk - 84/100
2. Do you want your muffin buttered? - 71
3. Tangerines on tour - 70
4. Martin and the heifers - 65
5. 2B or Not 2B - 61
6. Is it a hill or a mountain? - 49
7. Carbonated beans - 46
8. The Bakers - 41
9. Beeken's Blazers - DNF

26 September 2023
Table round: Chain Words
Music round 1: Charts 26 September
Music round 2: Autumn

1. Lamé - 78/100
2. Valley Road Recreational Drinking Society - 69.5
3. Big Seximan97 - 69
4. 2Gs - 66
5. = You're a quizzer, Harry - 61
   = Ready or whats - 61
7. Legs 11 - 58
8. Hannah & Katie - 48

12 September 2023
Table round: Born in September
Music round 1: Orchestral Covers
Music round 2: Charts 12 September

1. The Brownies - 86/100
2. The Geriatrics - 67
3. Extra Terrestrials - 57.5
4. 2B or Not 2B - 56.5

22 August 2023
Table round: Name the ice creams and lollies
Music round 1: Charts 22nd August
Music round 2: Alphabetical answers

1. The Runaways - 83/101
2. The 3 Musketeers - 82
3. Quiztal meth - 79
4. Bramley's full fat - 72
5. Yam yams - 67
6. = Emily D - 63
   = LGBTQ(uiz) - 63
8. Lone-LEE, oh so lone-LEE, we have nobody, to call our LEE - 62
9. Spotty devils - 59
10. Liz's legends - 58.5
11. It quiz what it is - 58
12. Knights Templar = 51
13. = The French connection - 49
    = The high shooters - 49
15. = Whirley birds - 48
    = Colin the dog - 48
17. = 3 teams DNF

8 August 2023
Table round: Name the... entertainment
Music round 1: Oscar-winning songs and their films
Music round 2: Video game themes / 8-bit trip

1. They all wear glasses - 86/104
   
2. The lone stallions - 61
3. The old codgers - 61 (after tiebreak)
4. We thought it was a disco - 60 (after tiebreak)
5. Nicky's girls - 59
6. = Pair of anchors - 55
   = The try hards - 55
8. The Folly Farmers - 52
9. Charlotte, Ellie & Leonie - 43
10. Haver Hunks - 39
11. Belt - DNF
    Llanteg ladies - DNF

18 July 2023
Table round: Radio Times Cover Stars
Music round 1: Orchestral Cover Versions (related to the BBC Proms that started last week)
Music round 2: Charts 18 July

1. Happy Birthday Katie - you absolute babe - 75/100
   
2. That's what she said - 66
3. Three's a crowd - 56
4. Folly gang - 46.5
5. Team Pugly - DNF
   Star Girls - DNF

Special mention to the bar team - even though they were busy they still managed to score 57 points!

27 June 2023
Table round: Famous Addresses
Music round 1: Opening Lines
Music round 2: Glastonbury Performers

1. Unlucky for some - 79/100
   
2. Gary - 55 (after tiebreak)
3. Liz's Legends - 54 (after tiebreak)
4. Charlie's Angels - 52.5
5. Go with the flow - 50
6. The Irish Pigeons - 48
7. The Hillsiders - 47.5
8. Tilly - 41.5
9. Quizzy McQuizface - 40.5
10. The 3 Rs - 40
11. Table 14 - 33.5
12. Puddles - 31

Tiebreak question: How many titles are held by Narberth Library? For this, this includes all item types (books, DVDs, sound recordings, etc), but excludes duplicates and is according to the Pembrokeshire Libraries Iguana catalogue system as of 27 May 2023.
Answer: 10,823. Team Gary were closer with 15,274 vs 50,000.

30 May 2023
Table round: June Babies
Music round 1: Charts 30 May
Music round 2: Three-Letter Artists

1. A Pair of Feckin' Womens Knickers - 95/122
   
2. Mia's Minions - 77.5
3. We're Missing MasterChef - 77
4. The Extras - 70
5. Beware of the Bees - 69
6. I thought it was speed dating - 47.5
7. Hannah - DNF

16 May 2023
Table round: Scrambled animals
Music round 1: Charts 16 May
Music round 2: TV themes

1. Lee's Not In It Tonight - 92.5/121
2. The Baileys - 75.5
3. Stefferooney - 75
4. Madonna's Animal Planet - 70
5. Double Trouble +1 - 67
6. Ben & Lili's House Party - 65
7. Sally's Magic Garden - 59
8. Equipo - 58
9. Cataract Parrot - 52

Shout-out to Don't call in, it's just for fun, a single player who scored 79 and would've come second if they were playing for real.

9 May 2023
Table round: Name the UK Eurovision representatives
Music round 1: Merseyside
Music round 2: Intros

1. Bucks Quiz - 105/126
2. Sheep, Roosters & Kangaroos - 88
3. Quizzing 'Ell - 83
4. Leeky Kiwis - 71
5. Wonder Women - 67.5
6. Who Needs Amie / Elle? - 66.5
7. Team Fradi - 59
8. Not the National Trust - 53
9. Team Jim - 43
10. Charlie - 25

11 April 2023
Table round: Name the chocolate bars
Music round 1: Instrumentals
Music round 2: Charts 11 April

1. Ffa-coffi-pawb - 84/102
2. Pembs YDC - 80.5
3. The Queen Bees - 74
4. We got a table - 73
5. Fruit punch - 65
6. = Let's get Shreked - 64.5
   = Twelve - 64.5
8. Colateral damage - 64
9. The Quizzly Bears - 63
10. Potential first - 59
11. Norfolk and way - 57
12. Quizzy Rascals - 56.5
13. Chickens - 55
14. USJSEC - 52.5
15. Let's get quizzical - 49
16. Double L - 48.5
17. JB - 42.5
18. The Krankies - DNF
    Clynesteins - DNF

21 March 2023
Table round: Born under the sign of the ram
Music round 1: Food & drink
Music round 2: Instrumentals

Results unavailable.

28 February 2023
Table round: Name the 80s toys and games
Music round 1: Charts 28 February
Music round 2: Finish the lyrics

1. Pass - 59/70
2. Class of 59 '98 - 52.5
3. Stella Waves - 51
4. Crumb Sluts - 50
5. Folly Farmers - 38
6. Mike Hunt - 35
7. Arsenal Top of the League - 30
8. Grove - 29
9. Crazy Cat Ladies - 27.5
10. Dynamic Duo - DNF
    True Colours - DNF

14 February 2023
Table round: Name the RomCom
Music round 1: Love songs
Music round 2: Charts 14 February

1. Spring Rolls - 85/121
2. Hwb Tits - 71
3. Team Alpha Wolf Squadron - 57
4. You're A Quizzard, Harry - 28.5 (DNF)
5. The Joneses - DNF
   Team Windsor - DNF
   Bitters & Twist - DNF

31 January 2023
Table round: Dingbats
Music round 1: TV talent shows
Music round 2: The Now Game

1. Lame Ducks - 86/122
2. Quiztopher Columbus - 79
3. Technical Debt - 68.5
4. The Imposters - 63.5
5. I'm Not As Think As You Thick I Am - 62.5
6. The Deuces - 55
7. Treasure - 44
8. Table 13 - 41

17 January 2023
Table round: Company/product taglines
Music round 1: What's the connection?
Music round 2: What's the connection?

1. Rubylocks and the 3 Bears - 100/120
2. Quiztal Meth - 79
3. The Rats - 76
4. Number 1 Girls - 74.5
5. House Hunters - 66
6. The Unpredictables - 64
7. Narbrains - 62
8. Poison Ivy - 60
9. Table 13 - 59
10. Pepper, Pooch, Pants, Pav and the Prince - 56

10 January 2023 - Play online now
Table round: TV road signs
Music round 1: Cover story
Music round 2: Name the artist

1. Nibbly bits - 86/120
2. Dyslexic Agnostic Dogs - 75
3. Greenfield - 63
4. 3 Welsh and 2 Portugeezers - 61.5
5. Last Place - 53
6. Quizteama Aguilera - 52.5
7. Table 24 - 48.5
8. Summerhill Star Gazers - 45
9. The Brains Trust - 37
10. Double K - 33
11. The Onion Rings - 32
12. The Unpredictables - DNF